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meeting richard

Reblogged from jetzthabichdich

• richard: hey, how are ya?
• me: i'm good, just fine. thank you.
• richard: *nods*
• me: *pulls out paper*
• richard: would you like me to sign something?
• me: oh, if you wouldn't mind
• richard: 'course not, do you have a pen?
• me: yeah, here you go
• me: *hands him pen*
• me: now, before you sign this, can you do me a favor?
• richard: what's that?
• me: keep your eyes closed
• richard: ????
• me: it sounds crazy, i know, but, i have celebrities sign autographs for me with their eyes closed, it's this fun memory i have.
• richard: uh-oh-o.. k?
• me: *smiles* here, i'll point to where you can sign, then you can close your eyes
• richard: *signs paper*
• richard: there you go?-
• me: AHA!
• richard: what?
• me: YOU JUST SIGNED OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
• richard: what?!
• me: THE PAPER YOU JUST SIGNED WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED IS OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. NOW WE'RE LEGALLY MARRIED, AND YOU JUST SIGNED THE PROOF.
• me: HA, I GOT YOU, I SO FUCKING GOT YOU!
• richard:
• me:
• richard:
• me: so, honey, have you picked out a tux yet?